Famous Sayings

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
Housework quotations by Phyllis Diller, Phyllis Diller's Housekeeping Hints, 1966

The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.
sayings by Dave Barry

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
clean funny sayings by George Burns

A race track is a place where windows clean people.
Gambling sayings by Danny Thomas

Be strong in body, clean in mind, lofty in ideals
quotes by James Naismith
Famous Sayings
All requests for leave of absence on account of grandmother's funeral, sore throat, housecleaning, lame back, turning of the ringer, headaches, brain storm, cousin's wedding, general ailments or other legitimate excuses must be made out and handed to the boss not later than 10 a.m. on the morning of the game.
Baseball quotations by Traditional gag notice hung in offices and factories at a time period when all games were played dur